{"id":234,"date":"2010-10-21T07:31:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T15:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bhavyatechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=234"},"modified":"2010-10-21T07:34:31","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T15:34:31","slug":"seven-easy-ways-to-annoy-visitors-to-your-website","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bhavyatechnologies.com\/blog\/seven-easy-ways-to-annoy-visitors-to-your-website\/","title":{"rendered":"Seven Easy Ways to Annoy Visitors to Your Website"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Place some (or all of) your content in a small frame and force  your visitors to read the content through that window. Don&#8217;t worry about  what constitutes &#8220;small&#8221; here, since most of the time, even if you create a big frame,  it&#8217;ll be considered too small by most visitors. This trick has a high  annoyance value since your visitors have to view the information through that small  little box and scroll continuously to see the text while the rest of the  browser window is filled with information they don&#8217;t really want to read at the moment.  With this strategy, visitors cannot resize or maximize the window to  make their reading more efficient or pleasurable. This method will allow you to  frustrate those hapless souls and, as a bonus, make them leave your  site.<\/li>\n<li>Disable the right click menu of the browser. Nevermind that  people need the right click menu for many purposes, and that they can  access the same functions through the main menu bar even after you&#8217;ve disabled it.  After all, if your aim is to annoy, you might as well make their visit  to your site as unpleasant as possible.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesitewizard.com\/webdesign\/backgroundmusic.shtml\" target=\"_top\">Play background music<\/a> when they arrive at your page. If that&#8217;s not enough of an annoyance, make sure you loop the music so  that the visitors are plagued by it continuously while they are on your page. If you&#8217;re feeling  particularly sadistic, place automatically-playing music on many (or  even all) pages of your site. You don&#8217;t have to worry about choosing a horrible tune &#8211;  choose your favourite piece if you like. Since one man&#8217;s meat is another  man&#8217;s poison, any sort of music tends to annoy most visitors.<\/li>\n<li>Make every link on your site opens in a new window when your  visitor clicks on it. That is, put a target=&#8221;_blank&#8221; to every link. This  will annoy visitors since every time they click on a link in your site, a new  window or tab will open. Another benefit of this technique is that it  makes your site look amateurish.<\/li>\n<li>Force your visitors to navigate your website using Flash. That  is, place all your content in a Flash file &#8211; text, pictures, links, etc &#8211;  even if Flash is not ideal for such content (a straight HTML page is best for  those types of content). Make sure that visitors who don&#8217;t have the Flash plugin enabled or installed cannot see anything or do much on  your website. This effectively drives away all mobile users, a group of  users that is growing in size, as well as cripple your visitors who have come  to expect certain facilities to always be available in their browsers (such as the BACK key and the ability to bookmark specific pages) when  they visit websites. Now they will be forced to work through the more  limited Flash plugin of their browser with whatever subset of features you deign  to provide. In fact, exclusively using Flash for your site content  might even help you to drop to the bottom of search engine listings too,  thereby reducing the number of visitors to your site. After all, if you  don&#8217;t have visitors, you don&#8217;t have to think of new ways to annoy them.<\/li>\n<li>Load your site with pop-up windows that open when your visitor  reaches your page as well as when they leave the page. In fact, if you  want to annoy them even further, open a pop-up window when they click on links  on your site.<\/li>\n<li>Reduce the navigational usability of your website. Don&#8217;t put site  maps or navigation bars with shortcut links to pages that your visitors  will usually want to go such as the &#8220;Download&#8221; page if you&#8217;re a software  author. If you can annoy your visitors by forcing them to read whole pages of your text before they can find a link to move on to do what they really want to do, so much the better.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Place some (or all of) your content in a small frame and force your visitors to read the content through that window. Don&#8217;t worry about what constitutes &#8220;small&#8221; here, since most of the time, even if you create a big frame, it&#8217;ll be considered too small by most visitors. 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